Gov:
Alright, listen up, netizens! Let's dive into this government circus, shall we?
Now, unless you've been living under a rock (or maybe just stuck in one of those Undercity lockdowns), you've probably heard about the recent assassination of the Japanese PM, Tamashiro Yoshinori. And let me tell ya, I couldn't care less about that slimy politician. He was knee-deep in the pockets of the corps, making life a living hell for us folks down here in the Undercity.
But here's the kicker: the Tokyo mayor, bless his corrupt little heart, has gone and put three districts in the Undercity on lockdown. And guess what? They ain't saying squat about why. It's like they're hiding something, and you know what they say—where there's smoke, there's fire.
So, here's the deal, folks. We can't just sit back and let these corporate leeches suck us dry. It's time to shine a light on their dirty dealings, to hold them accountable for the mess they've made. Because if we don't, who will? Until next time, keep your eyes open and your BS detector finely tuned. We've got a fight on our hands, and it's time to roll up our sleeves and get to work.