Pigs:
Hello netizens. Today, we're gonna talk about the pigs that roam the streets of the Undercity like they own the damn place.
These guys ain't your friendly neighborhood officers. Nah, they're the enforcers of the status quo, the foot soldiers of the corrupt government and greedy corporations that keep us down.
Hell, if they could find me, I'd be in a concrete box, never to be seen again, lIke a lot of bloggers over the years (remember, VPNs and proxies are your best friends!)
Picture this: you're just trying to make ends meet, scraping by. You turn a corner, and bam! There they are, the pigs, flashing their badges and waving their guns like they own the place. They ain't here to protect and serve, that's for damn sure.
See, in the Undercity, justice is a joke. The pigs ain't interested in catching real criminals or keeping the peace. Nah, they're here to harass, intimidate, and oppress. They'll bust your chops for the smallest infractions, or for no reason at all, depends on their mood. It's all about showing their authority and keeping us in line.
And let's not forget about the corp mercenaries. These guys are even worse—they're like the pigs on steroids. They're hired muscle for the big corporations, tasked with protecting their interests at any cost. They'll bust heads, break bones, and even take lives.
But here's the thing: we ain't afraid. We ain't gonna cower in fear of these pigs and corp goons. Nah, we're gonna stand tall, united against their tyranny.
So, to all the pigs and corp mercenaries out there, listen up: your days are numbered. We're gonna rise up, we're gonna resist, and we're gonna reclaim our streets. The Undercity belongs to us, not you.
Stay tuned, 'cause the revolution is coming, and we ain't backing down.